Kimi ga seou itami no hate ni wa
Miushinatte ita kanousei ga matte ite
Namida mo sugu ni wasurete shimatte
Atarashii kairaku ni oboreru mon sa
Hametsu wo mezasu rekishi no stoorii
Kimi to futari naraba sore hodo kowaku wa nai
Zetsubouteki na sekai wa ima mo
Owarisou de owaranaide iru yo
Akiramekaketa keshiki mo kitto
Futari de nara barairo ni mieru
Man, I'm hungry.
Hey, Ban, is it okay if I eat dinner?
Yeah, but we're doing our job soon. Don't eat too much.
I see...
So that's where the blueprints are.
Wait!
Target confirmed!
Let's go, Gin... ji?
Sheesh...
What were you doing?
I'm sorry, Ban.
As if sorry is good enough.
You're hospitalized for a month. A month!
Thanks to you, we had to abort the job,
and because of the hospital fee our advance went up in smoke.
In what universe is there an idiot who falls off of a building chasing a rice ball?!
But... but see, the rice ball, see, it rolled. It rolled, see...
Don't give me that "it rolled!"
What are you making a racket about?
You guys...
Hey, you look healthy, Gin.
I heard you fell off a building? What a stupid man.
Did you two come to visit me?
Well, I have known you for a long time after all.
I just came along.
How about it, Gin? Do you want to eat some fruit?
Yeah, definitely!
Not right now.
Sorry, Hevn. I'll do the job by myself tonight, or something.
Yeah, about that...
I finished it up a long time ago.
Wow! Shido came to see me too!
Monkey trainer, what do you mean, you finished it up?!
Sorry, Ban.
The client said he just had to have those stolen blueprints, fast.
So I got them back.
Wha... What?!
I cleaned up after your mistake for you.
Be grateful, snakeboy.
But to think you couldn't do a little job like that.
Grr...
Good grief, you're useless.
Oh, and you can talk? You can't do anything by yourself.
Grr!
You always make the animals work while you just swagger around. Isn't that right?!
And on top of that, for your daily life you rely on a girl.
Must be nice, being a kept man who can take it easy earning his money.
I'm jealous, Mr. Kept Man!
What do you know?
I manage all the chores, and I even do carpentry!
What's more, everything I earn is put into the house.
I was taking it a lot easier when I was alone!
You try sorting the garbage every day, Midou!
Shido, you're digging your own grave.
Hey, hey, Shido, that melon is a get-well present for me, right?
Oh, yeah. Here, it's from Madoka.
Yay! Thank y...
What are you doing?!
Who could eat your get-well presents? They stink of kept men.
What do you mean, they stink of kept men?!
It would be bad if you spread your kept-man bug, Mr. Kept Man!
The melon... the melon... It would be bad if you spread your kept-man bug, Mr. Kept Man!
Quit saying "kept man!"
You snake! Snakeboy, you damn... Oh, I'll say it as many times as I like!
Excuse me... Kept man, kept man, kept man, kept man...
What do you want?
We're busy right now!
I came because I heard that there were some recovery service people here.
What if there were?
Hurry up and spit it out.
Oh, yes! I thought if possible I'd like to hire them for a job.
A job?
Perfect.
The issue of who's the best recovery service...
I'll settle it once and for all!
If you're gonna run away, do it now, monkey trainer!
Shut up, snakeboy!
Don't run in the hallways!
Good grief...
They come all the way to a hospital and they do this?
What about visiting me?
I know, really! Their friend is injured and suffering!
There's a limit even to thoughtlessness...
So, take care of the rest, okay?
What do you mean, take care of the rest?
Excuse me!
Oy...
Kitchen Oy...
Kitchen
This is a little tight.
We're sorry. It would be dangerous to be seen, you see.
So, what's the assignment?
We'd like you to get back the personal effects that were stolen from us by our head nurse.
Our head nurse is very strict.
She's always finding some excuse to meddle in our affairs.
If it was about the job, we wouldn't mind.
But...
She even involves herself in our private affairs.
So, what are these personal effects?
They're letters to us from our patients.
Letters?
Are they love letters, then?
Accepting gifts from patients is against the rules.
But...
A few letters should be okay, shouldn't it?!
Yeah, that's right!
We're really busy, so we hardly ever have the chance to meet anyone!
Yes, I get it. I get it, okay?
But why does that head nurse person even confiscate things like that?
Her reason is that you shouldn't mix business life and private life.
But...
I'm sure she's just got a complex because she's not popular.
Yeah, that's right!
And she gets us involved in her issues.
I get it! Really, I get it!
So, where are those letters?
Probably inside the head nurse's locker.
She carries the key with her.
We're sick of having even our love lives supervised! Please!
Please get back our chances of meeting someone!
What do you want to do?
This time the fee doesn't matter.
The first one to recover the assigned goods wins.
The loser quits the recovery service business.
The fight is on!
Want me to peel you an apple or something?
You're sweet, Himiko!
I'm just killing time.
Excuse me...
Hey, it's Kazu!
What's wrong? Why don't you just come in?
Is that okay?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Wow, I didn't think you'd come too.
I was surprised. Are you all right?
Yeah, just barely.
What?
No, nothing.
Oh, by the way, where's Juubei?
Huh? Did Juubei come too?
Yes, we were supposed to meet here.
This is odd.
I'm going to look for him a little bit.
But you just got here!
Yeah, why don't you relax a little before you go?
No, he's not familiar with things outside the Limitless Fortress.
He might be lost somewhere.
And...
I mustn't intrude on you two either.
You two look good together.
I don't understand.
Excuse me, I have a question...
Okay, everyone taking the group physical, please come this way!
What is this?
Medicine Storage Unauthorized Parties KEEP OUT!!
Hundred Beast Semblance: Cat Semblance!
If I use the cat's agility to my advantage, a job like this...
Look what I've got, look what I've got...
Over this way...
Here!
Hundred Beast Semblance, defeated.
Okay, the interfering pest is gone, so now I'll...
Hello there.
Now! Jag...
Secret technique! Jagan reflect!
I'll have a dream! I'll have a dream!
Jagan, defeated. I'll have a dream! I'll have a dream!
Jagan, defeated.
Why, you! What do you think you're doing?!
You're the one who started it, aren't you?!
Why, you... Why, you...
So, just what is it you're doing?
Suspicious persons sighted! Suspicious persons sighted!
This is your fault!
Juubei, where on earth are you?
Excuse me...
Could you please get that towel for me,
Miss Nurse?
So, what's your job?
I guard Makubex in the Limitless Fortress.
The Limitless Fortress, huh?
You're interesting, Mr. Kakei.
Now, open your mouth and say "ah."
Uh, "ah..."
What are you laughing about?
He said we looked good together.
Look, you...
Well, I'll be darned.
I wonder if that's how we look?
In your dreams.
Can't breathe...
Sheesh, what are you doing?
Hiya, Gin! I came to visit...
Excuse me for interrupting!
You're not interrupting! You're not interrupting, okay?!
Honestly!
If you've got a wife and kids, say so up front!
Natsumi, what's wrong?
Oh, Miss Hevn.
Miss Himiko and Gin, in the sickroom...
Well, they're...
What?
Where did they go?
Over there!
Dammit! Why do I have to endure this?!
That's my line!
Excuse me, miss!
Right!
Miss Nurse, get me some tea!
Right!
No, I mean, everyone, I'm...
Miss Nurse, I want some too!
Right!
You've got it all wrong. This is a misunderstanding!
I don't recognize you, so you must be a trainee.
Nursing while you look like that sets a bad example, you know!
Really, young people these days are so slovenly!
Swallow a camera, you say?!
Like I could do something like that!
Are you people really doctors?
Or are you targeting my life...
It's a stomach camera! A stomach camera!
Mr. Kakei, calm down!
I'm losing consciousness... I'm losing consciousness...
Changing Room
I'll hold on to the key to your locker.
Changing Room Hurry up and return to your post.
I was misunderstood!
And by two people!
Now, now, Himiko, you don't have to get so upset.
I don't mind, so...
That girl and Gin were?
Maybe you just got the wrong idea, Natsumi.
I saw it with my own eyes.
Even if you don't mind, I do!
I'm going home so I won't be suspected any more.
Hey, wait!
Let me go!
Himiko, don't leave me alone!
Shut up! Let me go!
This is...
Don't look!
This stimulus is too strong for a child!
I'm in high school already!
I can't see!
Please don't mind us, keep going.
You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!
You've got it wrong, I'm telling you!
Kitchen
Recoverers!
Where are the letters?!
Well...
You see...
So you girls were the instigators.
I won't overlook this!
NO!
Hold it!
I won't let you girls go unpunished for something like this!
You've got no place to run!
We only want freedom!
That's right!
Please let us at least do as we like with our love lives!
True freedom is found within discipline!
The hospital is not the place for holding a singles mixer!
We're doing our jobs like we're supposed to!
Please don't take the fact that you're not popular out on us!
Hold it!
And we're just...
Forgotten about?
Hold it!
Whoa, there.
Are you okay?
This is the first time...
The first time...
That I've known the warmth of a gentleman's chest!
What?!
This muscular torso...
You keep her company!
Why, you... Wait, you jerk!
Please, wait!
Let me go! Let me go! Hey!
Here it is.
This fight isn't over yet.
Monkey trainer!
Please wait!
Wait, you jerk!
In the end, you got your damn crows to help you.
You really can't do anything by yourself, can you?!
I use any means necessary to complete the job!
That's what a pro does, isn't it?!
Quit spouting fancy talk!
I won't hand this over!
Let go, you damn monkey trainer! Let go, you damn snakeboy!
Room Ginji Amano
We'll send you a bill for the equipment they've broken, then.
We're sorry.
Now, we hope you'll behave.
We're really very sorry.
This is your fault.
Obviously it's your fault.
Would you give it a rest, already?
Didn't you come to visit this guy?
Why don't you pay a little more attention to him?
It makes you jealous, doesn't it?
This is love, LO-VE.
Hey!
What's shakin', everybody?
Emishi!
Long time no see, Mister Ginji.
What's up? Did something good happen to you?
Well, ya see, on my way here,
all of a sudden a paper bag fell out of the sky, ya know?
And when I looked inside, whaddya know, there was a bunch of letters.
Then when I came in here carryin' it, the nurse girls were super-grateful!
They were all thankin' me, and I even ended up gettin' phone numbers.
And here all I did was pick it up!
Man, I'm really lucky today!
Emishi!
Why? What did I do?
Going and taking all the glory for other people's work!
When you go over the head of one of the Four Kings, this is what happens to you, Emishi.
Let me go! I can't tolerate staying misunderstood!
You guys, listen to me!
They get along so well. You guys, listen to me!
They get along so well. Now, now...
They look good as a couple, don't they? Now, now...
They look good as a couple, don't they? Let me go!
Everyone, this is a hospital! Please be quiet!
Mister Kazuki?! Mr. Kazuki?! Kazu?! Kazuki?!
That voice, Kazuki?
Juubei!
Stop, please.
Mister Juubei...
Juubei...
Emishi and Shido are here too?
Juubei, why are you dressed like that?
The doctor says there may be something wrong with my brain.
Right now I'm going to have something called a CT test.
Let us meet again when it's over.
Farewell then, everyone.
There's something wrong with his brain? Poor Mr. Juubei.
Now, Natsumi, we don't know that yet.
Hey, thread spinner,
is it okay for you not to attend to Flying Needle boy there?
Judging from the way you're dressed,
you probably went out of business as a thread-spinner
and started wanting to be a nurse or something.
Well, in the end, the Fuchouin school techniques are basically
just like some brats fishing for crawfish is all.
You and the flying needles guy wave around a hook and line with no fishing rod,
and don't catch a thing.
So in a sense, taking advantage of your cross-dressing habit
and changing jobs now while you can was the right decision.
"Fishing for crawfish..."
The former VOLTS guys have come down in the world too, huh?
A wannabe third-rate entertainer,
and a monkey-user who can't live on his real monkey training job anymore
and so has started aping a recovery service, but can't do anything by himself.
And on top of that, a cross-dressing nurse who likes to cosplay.
This is a brilliant piece of work!
If it were about me personally, that would be one thing,
but for you to mock my entire school...
That I can't allow!
No, Kazu, you can't!
If you cause a fuss in the hospital, you'll inconvenience people and...
Juubei!
Stop, Mr. Kakei, what are you doing?! Pre-fight talk is unnecessary with a man like this!
The only thing to do is teach him a lesson through battle! No questions asked!
Doctor, Mr. Kakei is saying things that don't make sense again!
Oh, bring it on, you guys! Come at me all at once!
Stay out of the way, Juubei! Don't cut in on other people's fights!
How long are you going to order people around
like you're still one of the Four Kings, Beastmaster?!
I'll show ya the balls of a third-rate entertainer!
What are you guys all getting so steamed for?
If you're going to have a domestic dispute, take it somewhere else!
Please step down, Miss Himiko!
You are technically a woman after all!
What do you mean technically, you cross-dresser?!
Let's drink tea in the lobby until things quiet down. What do you mean technically, you cross-dresser?!
Let's drink tea in the lobby until things quiet down. Cross-dresser?!
Let's drink tea in the lobby until things quiet down. Bring it on!
Everyone's very energetic, aren't they? Bring it on!
Everyone's very energetic, aren't they?
And I'm the one who's hospitalized too...
Everyone, give it a rest! I'm serious!
Back off, you!
This is bad! Even if it is him, in that condition...
Ginji!
Mr. Ginji!
Ginji!
Happiness My fighting spirit is back!
Thank you, Doctor.
I've safely returned to normal.
His skin is so glossy. I'm jealous.
Gin, you're amazing!
I can't believe it.
He's really haphazard, isn't he?
Yes, haphazard.
Worrying about him is a waste of time, isn't it?
You got that right.
Yeah, a big waste.
Okay, everybody! Let's live an energetic life today too!
Well, well, I'm glad for you, truly.
I was worried when I heard you were hospitalized,
so I came to visit you, but...
Doctor! Mr. Amano fainted!
All right, it's ready, Ginji.
I'm scared... I'm scared...
All right, Ginji, say "ah."
Ahhhh!
It's delicious!
Kondo, sing a song!
Come on!
Odoriakashite konya, get down
Ano ko no bodi mo sheku shite, breakdown
Namida mo hajiketonde, get down with me
She said high, she said low
Kimagure no prima donna
Sasoidasu yuuki nante, get down with me
Yeah, come on!
Hajimete nan da
Hajimete nan da konna ni mune ga dokidoki suru no
Kutabireta kisetsu ni say bai-bai
Dancin' on the boogie woogie night Kutabireta kisetsu ni say bai-bai
Dancin' on the boogie woogie night
"Yume wo negatte dakishimetatte"
"Yabunnakya kabe wa kowarete kurenai yo"
My soul sensation
Hikaru dance floor e skydive
Baby Gotayou!
Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Kimero! Konya koso changin' Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Kimero! Konya koso changin'
Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Rock on! Konya koso changin' Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Rock on! Konya koso changin'
Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Kimero! Konya koso changin' Changin' Change, konya koso kimero
Kimero! Konya koso changin'
Changin' Change, dansu shite mune no tobira hirake!
Konya koso changin'
Fresh! Fresh! Fresh!
Daiji na sweetness wasurete, easy love
Tobashite Gotama sing
You no rap wa chic
Nona Reeves rokkin tsuu na beat
Nosete moriageteku konna oshaberi
Vacation homes really are cool, aren't they?
Madoka's family is really rich, huh?
The monkey trainer's done some slick work.
But just between you and me, it seems like he's got it kinda rough.
Heh, I'm still jealous.
Hey, wait, this mountain...
We've seen it before, haven't we? It couldn't be...
Next time: "Monkey Counterattack!"
Next Get Backers: Monkey Counterattack! Next time: "Monkey Counterattack!"
Next Get Backers: Monkey Counterattack! This time I'm going to settle things once and for all!
Next Get Backers: Monkey Counterattack!